T-Shirt Quotes

T-Shirt Quotes

Some Funny T-shirt quotes:
Now more tastier and healthier.
Handle with care.
Tasted by experts.
Shake well before use.
Can make boneless thing hard.
No one can use just once.

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In a lift

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: If your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: If you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

Garden and Breast

What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.

Bad and Worse

Difference between bad and worse.
Bad: When your children find your last night used condom.
Worse: When they insist you to blow that balloon for them.

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