Tattoo

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.




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Pure Dynamite

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite.
Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

T-Shirt Quotes

Some Funny T-shirt quotes:
Now more tastier and healthier.
Handle with care.
Tasted by experts.
Shake well before use.
Can make boneless thing hard.
No one can use just once.

In a lift

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: If your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: If you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

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