A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.
T-shirt quotes: in front - I am virgin.
At back: This is my old T-shirt.
More Sexy SMS
Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite.
Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.
Some Funny T-shirt quotes:
Now more tastier and healthier.
Handle with care.
Tasted by experts.
Shake well before use.
Can make boneless thing hard.
No one can use just once.