Handle With Care

Handle With Care

A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care.
Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

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T-Shirt Quotes

T-shirt quotes: in front - I am virgin.
At back: This is my old T-shirt.


A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

Pure Dynamite

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite.
Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

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