Salty Lips

Salty Lips

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
Girl: stupid stand up.

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On The Beach

A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

T-Shirt Quotes

T-shirt quotes of girls.

Touch here if you dare.
More enjoyment per liter.
Weapons of mass destruction
Looking free touching costs.
Sure for pure milk.
For sale.

Handle With Care

A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care.
Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

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