A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.
A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
Girl: stupid stand up.
More Sexy SMS
T-shirt quotes of girls.
Touch here if you dare.
More enjoyment per liter.
Weapons of mass destruction
Looking free touching costs.
Sure for pure milk.
A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care.
Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.