Men Are Fat

Men Are Fat

Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.

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You or Your Dad

Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?
Kid: Me of course.
Teacher: why.
Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.

Little Brother

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.

Salty Lips

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
Girl: stupid stand up.

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