Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.
Full Marks in Practical
Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.
More Sexy SMS
Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?
Kid: Me of course.
Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.