Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.
There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.
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Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.
Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?
Kid: Me of course.
Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.