There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.
If I kiss you...
Boy: If I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.
More Sexy SMS
Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.
Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.