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A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.
More Sexy SMS
Boy: If I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.
There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.