A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.
Why cow looks tensed
Teacher: Why cow looks tensed after giving milk?
Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't uck, how do you feel.
More Sexy SMS
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Boy: If I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.