Two Tyres

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.

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Calculate Size of Bra

Customer: My wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: Touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: Oh I forget she needs panties too.

Who's Guilty

Who's guilty?
Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

Dual Meaning Answer

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: You rascal are you with me for that?
Boy: Yes, I like your eyes.

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