Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.
Bite Them for $1000
Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
She says: Ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: Aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: No, it's too costly.
More Sexy SMS
Customer: My wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: Touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: Oh I forget she needs panties too.
Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.