Bite Them for $1000

Bite Them for $1000

Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
She says: Ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: Aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: No, it's too costly.

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