Senior Organ

Senior Organ

Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ?
Answer: Female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

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Guy: Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

Bite Them for $1000

Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
She says: Ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: Aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: No, it's too costly.

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Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.

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