One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.
After 1st night
Midnight hot: After 1st night.
Husband: Dear what do you think about our first night?
Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.
More Sexy SMS
Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ?
Answer: Female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.
A guy picked up for a date.
Guy: Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.