During Dinner

During Dinner

How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner?
Dear, I've to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

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Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me?
Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

What is sex

What is sex?

Its science with wife,
Its art with girlfriend,
Its commerce with prostitute and
Its social service with aunties.

Husband's Face

Doctor: Do you watch your husband face during sex?
Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
Doctor: Why?
Lady: because he was watching from the window.

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