Girl is the best vehicle in the world front two bumpers, back two bumpers, self lubricant when hot, finger touch ignition, monthly automatic engine oil change, every type of piston fits, highest mileage of nine months in just two ml fuel.
Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Man: She doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damn it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.
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Biology class teacher: All of you draw the male reproductive system.
Student: Sir please close your zip, girls are copying.
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that.
Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?