Girl and Amul Butter

Girl and Amul Butter

What's common between a girl and amul butter? Both are utterly butterly delicious when spread. One on bed and another on bread.

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Women's life

Women's life is very hard.

Morning: wash the dress.
Noon: dry the dress.
Evening: iron the dress.
Night: remove the dress.
Midnight: search the dress.


Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Man: She doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damn it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.

Girls - Best Vehicle

Girl is the best vehicle in the world front two bumpers, back two bumpers, self lubricant when hot, finger touch ignition, monthly automatic engine oil change, every type of piston fits, highest mileage of nine months in just two ml fuel.

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