What's common between a girl and amul butter? Both are utterly butterly delicious when spread. One on bed and another on bread.
Heaven & Hell
What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
More Sexy SMS
Women's life is very hard.
Morning: wash the dress.
Noon: dry the dress.
Evening: iron the dress.
Night: remove the dress.
Midnight: search the dress.
Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Man: She doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damn it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.