Heaven & Hell

Heaven & Hell

What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.

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Girl and Amul Butter

What's common between a girl and amul butter? Both are utterly butterly delicious when spread. One on bed and another on bread.

Women's life

Women's life is very hard.

Morning: wash the dress.
Noon: dry the dress.
Evening: iron the dress.
Night: remove the dress.
Midnight: search the dress.


Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Man: She doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damn it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.

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