Gift from London

Gift from London

Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want?
Husband: A British girl.

(Wife return to India)
Husband: where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months.

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Heaven & Hell

What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.

Girl and Amul Butter

What's common between a girl and amul butter? Both are utterly butterly delicious when spread. One on bed and another on bread.

Women's life

Women's life is very hard.

Morning: wash the dress.
Noon: dry the dress.
Evening: iron the dress.
Night: remove the dress.
Midnight: search the dress.

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