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Gabbar Ka Darr

Gabbar Ka Darr

Gabbar: Ae murgi tune sirf ek anda kyu diya. Tujhe mujhse darr nahi lagta.
Murgi: Sardar darr lagta hai tabhi to ek diya hai warna main to murga hun.




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Ek swimmer to his frnd: Main pani ke andar ek ghane tak reh skata hun, kya tum aisa kar sakte ho?
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Naak Bhi Band He?
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Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
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