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Banta ki Padhai

Banta ki Padhai

Jyotishi: Santa ka hath dekhar- Beta tum bahut padhoge.
Santa: Saale padh to main teen saal se raha hoon, yeh bata ki pass kab hunga.




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Gear Problem

Banta ki maa- Puttar tujhe jalindhar jane mein 1 din laga aur wapas aane mein 3 din wo bhi nayi car se?

Banta- Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein jane k liye 4 gear aur aanay ke liay sirf 1 reverse gear.

What is Your Cast

Teacher asked to student what is your cast?
Student:- Pehle to hum sharma the, fir rajput the. Fir baniya ho gaye , abhi hain darzi, aage mummy ki marzi.

Gabbar Ka Darr

Gabbar: Ae murgi tune sirf ek anda kyu diya. Tujhe mujhse darr nahi lagta.
Murgi: Sardar darr lagta hai tabhi to ek diya hai warna main to murga hun.

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