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Pati ki Jagah

Pati ki Jagah

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki biwi k paas aaya aur bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Biwi: Mujhe koi eitraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo.




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