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Murgi Ko Anda

Murgi Ko Anda

1 Murgi market gai ek ande ki dukan pe aur kaha 1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar: Ande ka kya krogi?

Murgi: Mere pati ne kaha ke 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.




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