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Seat Problem

Seat Problem

Sardar 1- Train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. Kyonki upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.




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Murgi Ko Anda

1 Murgi market gai ek ande ki dukan pe aur kaha 1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar: Ande ka kya krogi?

Murgi: Mere pati ne kaha ke 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.

Pati ki Jagah

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki biwi k paas aaya aur bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Biwi: Mujhe koi eitraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo.

Banta ki Padhai

Jyotishi: Santa ka hath dekhar- Beta tum bahut padhoge.
Santa: Saale padh to main teen saal se raha hoon, yeh bata ki pass kab hunga.

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