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Male & Female Makkhi

Male & Female Makkhi

Saali to Jija: kya kar rahe ho?

Jija: Makkhiyan mar rha hon?

Saali: Kitni mari?

Jija: 3 male or 2 female.

Saali: Kaise malum?

Jija: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se.




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