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Ship Problem

Ship Problem

Ek bar 300 sardar ship main travel kar rahe the,

Lekin sare k sare doob kar mar gaye.

Kaise?

Ship beech main kharab ho gaya. To dhakka dene neeche utar gaye.




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Male & Female Makkhi

Saali to Jija: kya kar rahe ho?

Jija: Makkhiyan mar rha hon?

Saali: Kitni mari?

Jija: 3 male or 2 female.

Saali: Kaise malum?

Jija: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se.

Seat Problem

Sardar 1- Train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. Kyonki upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

Murgi Ko Anda

1 Murgi market gai ek ande ki dukan pe aur kaha 1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar: Ande ka kya krogi?

Murgi: Mere pati ne kaha ke 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.

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