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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "waah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila




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Ship Problem

Ek bar 300 sardar ship main travel kar rahe the,

Lekin sare k sare doob kar mar gaye.

Kaise?

Ship beech main kharab ho gaya. To dhakka dene neeche utar gaye.

Male & Female Makkhi

Saali to Jija: kya kar rahe ho?

Jija: Makkhiyan mar rha hon?

Saali: Kitni mari?

Jija: 3 male or 2 female.

Saali: Kaise malum?

Jija: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se.

Seat Problem

Sardar 1- Train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. Kyonki upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

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