3 Bomb

Santa ko 3 bomb mile, police ko dene chala.
Saathwala aadmi bola - Agar koi bomb raaste mein fat gaya to?
Santa - Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!




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Why are you late

A girl comes late to class.
Prof - Why r u late?
Girl - Sir ek ladka mera pichha kar rha tha.
Prof - To late kaise ho gai?
Girl - Sir ladka bahut slow chal rha tha.

Exam Paper

Chennai stdnt- Paper bahut aasan tha.

Nangalore stdnt- Paper theek tha.

Delhi stdnt- Paper mushkil tha.

U. P. stdnt- Paper ki chhod, barabar wali set kar li yaar.

Birthday Gift

Ek Aadmi: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kyon di? Woh to car chahti thi na?

Dusra: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

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