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Battery Problem

Battery Problem

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyun?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai "Battery Low" ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!




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Chennai stdnt- Paper bahut aasan tha.

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