Musharraf

Musharraf- Jab mein paida hua to 51 topen chali thi.

Santa- Kamal hai! Sabka nishana chook gaya?




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Dinner

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Battery Problem

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyun?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai "Battery Low" ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

3 Bomb

Santa ko 3 bomb mile, police ko dene chala.
Saathwala aadmi bola - Agar koi bomb raaste mein fat gaya to?
Santa - Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!

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