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Ladki ne janam

Ladki ne janam

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.

Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: Kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.




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Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

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