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You are late

You are late

Teacher: You are late today, school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho?

Student: Sir aap mera wait na kia karen aap school shuru karwa dia karen.




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Sharab mat peena

Aadmi apne bete se
Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain tumhain 4 nazar ayenge.
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Ladki ne janam

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.

Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: Kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

Elephant's Knee

What do u call elephant's knee?
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Gajni.
Itna b nahi samjhate.

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