Exam Ke Number
Kisi ko board main number badhwane hon
to mujhe Naam or roll number Sms Kar de.
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Main dua krunga.
More Hindi SMS
You are late
Teacher: You are late today, school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho?
Student: Sir aap mera wait na kia karen aap school shuru karwa dia karen.
Sharab mat peena
Aadmi apne bete se
Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain tumhain 4 nazar ayenge.
Bacha: magar papa wo to 1 aadmi hai.
Ladki ne janam
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: Kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.