Exam Ke Number

Teacher: You are late today, school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho?

Student: Sir aap mera wait na kia karen aap school shuru karwa dia karen.

Aadmi apne bete se
Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain tumhain 4 nazar ayenge.
Bacha: magar papa wo to 1 aadmi hai.

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.

Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: Kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.