Tareef

Ladka: Tum kitni haseen ho.

Ladki: Chhoro na.

Ladka: Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain.

Ladki: Chhoro na tum be.

Ladka: Itni deir se chhor hi to raha hoon.




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Sir: Kal class me kyun absent the?
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Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye.

Pakistani Gadhe

American: Humare kutte to bomb dhondh lete hain.

Japani:HAMARI machliyan to foot ball khel lete hain.

Pakistani:Ye to kuch bi ni hamare to ghadhe bi sms perh lete hain.

Sher Ka Pinjra

Pathan- Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya.

Officer- To tumne lock kia ya nahi?

Pathan- Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kaun chori karega?

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