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After Operation

After Operation

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyon kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai!




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Tareef

Ladka: Tum kitni haseen ho.

Ladki: Chhoro na.

Ladka: Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain.

Ladki: Chhoro na tum be.

Ladka: Itni deir se chhor hi to raha hoon.

Absent in Class

Sir: Kal class me kyun absent the?
Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye.

Pakistani Gadhe

American: Humare kutte to bomb dhondh lete hain.

Japani:HAMARI machliyan to foot ball khel lete hain.

Pakistani:Ye to kuch bi ni hamare to ghadhe bi sms perh lete hain.

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