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Garmi Lage To...

Garmi Lage To...

Santa se kissi ne puchha ki santa ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karoge?

Santa bola janab hum A.C. ke pass ja k baith jayenge,

Aadmi ne bola janab agar phir bhi appko garmi lage to kya karoge?

Santa bola, janab tab hum A.C. on kar lenge.




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