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Kanjoos Baniya

Kanjoos Baniya

Kanjoos : Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Kanjoos : Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.




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