Hukum Karo

Jinn: Kya hukum hai mere aaka?
Aaka: Mere account me 10crore cash aur katrina se shaadi kara do.
Jinn: Aaka hukum karo haramipana nahi....!!




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So Jao Nahi To...

Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya.
Aajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap nahi sote to bachcha kehta hai: so jao bapu..nahi to ek aur ho jayega.

Ladki Hansi

A boy told his friend, "yaar ek ladki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai" :-)

Kanjoos Baniya

Kanjoos : Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Kanjoos : Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

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