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Taveez wali Chai

Taveez wali Chai

Air Hostess pathan se
Sir, aap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wali chai lao.
Air Hostess: Abbe akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag hai.




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