Patakhe

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: Lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.




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Prediction

Aurat jyotishi ke pas jakar hath dikhati hai.
Jyotshi: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat: Yeh to mujhe bi pata he, yeh batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai

Competition ka Jurm

Jailor - Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho?

Qaidi - Sarkar se competition ho gaya tha.

Jailor - Kis baat ka.

Qaidi - Note chhapne ka.

Taveez wali Chai

Air Hostess pathan se
Sir, aap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wali chai lao.
Air Hostess: Abbe akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag hai.

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