Next Gen

Next Generation sholay dialog -
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega.
Son: 100 rupaye do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai.




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Patakhe

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: Lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.

Prediction

Aurat jyotishi ke pas jakar hath dikhati hai.
Jyotshi: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat: Yeh to mujhe bi pata he, yeh batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai

Competition ka Jurm

Jailor - Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho?

Qaidi - Sarkar se competition ho gaya tha.

Jailor - Kis baat ka.

Qaidi - Note chhapne ka.

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