Nahi Pata

Child: Papa aunty ka pet kyon phola hai?
Father: Tujhey nahi pata hai!
Child: Nahin pata promise!
Father: In ke pet main pani bhara hai.
CHILD: Oh No! Bachcha to doob jayega.




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Mallika Ka Yauvan

Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdevji se puchha ke main nahate samay kya lagaun ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?

Baba ne kaha - CHITAKANI.

Next Gen

Next Generation sholay dialog -
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega.
Son: 100 rupaye do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai.

Patakhe

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: Lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.

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