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Sar pe time bomb

Sar pe time bomb

Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to "TERI FATEGI"
haa naaa......




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