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Santa ki Lassi

Santa ki Lassi

Santa: Samundar mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta: Kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Isi liye to log hum pe joke marte hain, Itni Lassi kaun piyega.




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My Number

Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me hon,
to in sab numbers ko mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)

Film Walon ki Neeyat

Beti:- Maa gaon me film wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Abhisek aur Jhon bhi aaye hain.
Maa: To apne bhai ko bhi andar bula le.

Bank Names

New Bank Names

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

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