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Peechhe ki Pocket

Peechhe ki Pocket

Mobile ko kabhi bhi peeche ke pocket mein mat rakhna,
Bettery Phutegi to pichwada phat jayega,
Log hath se pichwada dhote hain,
Tum Pichwade se hath dho baithoge.




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Santa ki Lassi

Santa: Samundar mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta: Kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Isi liye to log hum pe joke marte hain, Itni Lassi kaun piyega.

My Number

Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me hon,
to in sab numbers ko mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)

Film Walon ki Neeyat

Beti:- Maa gaon me film wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Abhisek aur Jhon bhi aaye hain.
Maa: To apne bhai ko bhi andar bula le.

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