Great Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee was a great man.
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
..........Can you gues why ?
Because he became MAMU LEE.
More Hindi SMS
Mobile ko kabhi bhi peeche ke pocket mein mat rakhna,
Bettery Phutegi to pichwada phat jayega,
Log hath se pichwada dhote hain,
Tum Pichwade se hath dho baithoge.
Santa: Samundar mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta: Kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Isi liye to log hum pe joke marte hain, Itni Lassi kaun piyega.
Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me hon,
to in sab numbers ko mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)