Why did Banta took two hours do drink the orange juice ?
Because on the box it was written CONCENTRATE.
Safed sari par tum laal bhindi lagti ho,
Khuda kasam bilkul ambulance nazar aati ho,
Farak yeh hai ki woh ghayal ko lekar jati hai,
Aur tum ghayal kar jati ho!
More Hindi SMS
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Ek Mard ka Roop kaise hote hai.
Shadi ke pehle SUPERMAN,
Shadi ke samay GENTLEMAN,
10 Saal Baad WATCHMAN,
20 Sall Badd DOBERMAN.