Aap ki chaal mor jaisi,
Aawaz koyal jaisi,
Dimag lomdi jaisa,
Aankhen hirani jaisi,
Kitna aachcha hota agar,
2-4 khubi insanon wali bhi hoti,,,,,,,
More Hindi SMS
Bruce Lee was a great man.
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
..........Can you gues why ?
Because he became MAMU LEE.
Mobile ko kabhi bhi peeche ke pocket mein mat rakhna,
Bettery Phutegi to pichwada phat jayega,
Log hath se pichwada dhote hain,
Tum Pichwade se hath dho baithoge.
Santa: Samundar mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta: Kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Isi liye to log hum pe joke marte hain, Itni Lassi kaun piyega.