Prayer

SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
"O GOD O GOD".




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Sar pe time bomb

Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

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haa naaa......

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Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"

Sardar to Tapori Boys

Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."

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